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    Default Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women!

    Normally I’m not much of a David Letterman fan, but he did a bit on the “Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women” that I thought was REALLY funny.

    TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN!

    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women…

    #1 – You can buy a silencer for a gun.

    Strangely enough, my wife didn’t seem to appreciate the fact that I was practically rolling on the floor by the time he got to number one.
    "Don't let the things you can't do, stop you from doing the things you can do."

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    Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women!

    LOL! I'll have to show it to my wife!
    Make it your ambition to lead a quiet life, to mind your own business and to work with your hands, just as we told you, so that your daily life may win the respect of outsiders and so that you will not be dependent on anybody.

    -St. Paul

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    Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women!

    I would show it to my wife, but were going on vacation and I want to have a nice time, that and sleep with both eyes closed.

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    Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women!

    And this from an archery guy, man I want to hear your bow & arrow jokes now.
    "Neither sport nor art should be unnecessarily cluttered and complicated."

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    Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women!

    I've got that list on a T-shirt, that ironically, my wife bought for me in Montana last summer
    "I hate exposure." 1st (Annual???) Super Secret Lunker Trout Lake, July 11, 2009

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